Probably because I read it from a impression on Silly Putty.

Not because I care about politics. It takes forever to read this way.

I don't care about politics.

Despite what it says on the poster below, the show is not in March. It is tonight. So please come tonight. Don't come in March.

Today someone came to my desk and replaced my computer monitor with the exact same model of computer monitor.

"Why are we doing this?" I inquired.

"I've asked my colleagues the same thing. No one knows, but they said we should go ahead and replace it."

"But it's the exact same monitor."

"Yes... is yours broken?"

"No."

"Is it fuzzy or does it blink out?"

"No, it works just fine. In fact, is it possible that we could just not do this?"

"I don't think so. I'm going to replace the monitor."

(3 minutes later)

"Wow! That's much clearer!"

"Is it really?"

"No. It's exactly the same. Because. It's the same monitor."

Somewhere in the sub-sub-basement is a sad little man named Kevin Abrahams who has been working off a green-screen Apple with a 5" floppy drive for the past 15 years.

"Great Jehosophat! Someday I'll get an upgrade, by gum! Some. Daaaaaay!! Glaaaah."

I mean, the 2nd show usually is. But maybe you're wild, and maybe you'll come on the 17th, and maybe, just maybe, it'll pan out for you.

with friendly standup comedians such as Ritch Duncan, Jonathan Corbett, Daniel Newbower, and Benari Poulten on Muppaphone

*EHEM* This is just to inform everyone that the incident across the street at the Millenium Hotel has been taken care of. It was just a practical joke, as someone was hanging a mannequin out the window. There is no cause for alarm.